Today im going to talk abt why i hate soccer. lol. But first, WORK WAS REAL FUBAR TODAY! Yup! FUBAR! First time i experience a full house during breakfast. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL DOING THERE? DONT THEY KNOW HOW TO COOK AT HOME? NOT EVEN SCRAMBLED EGGS?!?! Pure idiots. Jammed up everything coz we were short of manpower. Imagine this, 2 cooks, 2 waiters and 1 cashier and 1 noisy beverage person. Idiotic. That spoiled my day lah! Wah lao wei.

Ya. So nxt. Y i hate soccer. WEll. IT's not that i hate the sport. It's just that i dont really like it. So i guess hate is something a bit too strong i guess. Ya. Well first of all, at the mere mention of soccer, everyone will think, " MALAY! MAT! MINAH!" ya. Being associated with them is practically being branded, or banished or marked to be killed or somthing. Sort of. That's reason number 1.

Reason number 2 is that ITS A GAME WELL LOVED BY MIDDLE-AGED MEN. Yup. Think this. Beer belly. Hairy face. Tires easily. Smokes alot. Maybe im exagerating. But who cares? Ya. Those ppl calls soccer a sport. Yup. They come down together once a weekend and play soccer from the time the sun stopped being scorching hot to the the time it slips down in to the horizon. Yup. They sweat a lot. They pant a lot. But.....they're still the same. The belly's still there. They're still unfit. And all else that is negative. Ya. How can they call that keeping fit? THEY"RE NOT EVEN FIT IN THE FIRST PLACE! Maybe they're pregnant or something? Maybe it's a durnk baby inside. Ya. Nowonder babies cant walk in the early stages! They're too drunk that at first all they do is to cry and someone will bring food to them, change their diapers and stuff. And then, they'll crawl all over the place coz they're not as drunk as b4. And when they do start walking, they will walk all over place, occasionally falling on their butts. SEE!! BABIES ARE BORN DRUNKARDS!

Lol. Im not making any sense. Ya. Kinda like the simpsons and the FAmily guy. One thing leads to another but it'll all end up making perfect sense! Maybe not to others coz they're idiots. Im the perfect idiot hence everything and anything will make perfect sense to me; once i've figured everything out. Yup. That's me!

Anways, this is what im planning to do tmr. Come back from work. wait till it's perfect timing. Go for my run. Slack in the park to enjoy the sunset and then walk miserably home. I wonder what's the shift going to be like???

Anyways ppl, im putting on an easy listening song. If u all dont like it tell me. I'll just tell u to press the stop button. AFter that im going to go to the toilet and dig my nose. ya........ Then im going to watch tv. walk. walk.sit. walk.roll on the floor. walk to comp. click. change song! ya. very tedious process. i hope you all will feel guilty if u make me change the song. yupea!