Yay! Im all better now! Seriously. I think im cured! Recovered! Weehoo! And this is after the touch rugby i had just now with the old Reds. Yeap. Seriously man, im beginning to think that i got sick because i didnt have enough rugby. Maybe from playing rugby, i might even grow to a health age of 100 something? Yeap. A century old bugger who still plays rugby. And the moment i stop, i shall stop breathing and just drop dead. KAbbom! Ya. Dunnoe if anyone else would make the same noise as i would if i drop. Kabbom! ROFL. Urm yeahs. Rugby keeps me alive. I dunnoe if it does to you.
Funny that people will always give me THAT look when i told them i play rugby. It's the kind of awe-and-shock-but-asking-themselve-why-i-dont-play-soccer-instead. Well...first of all, im not a first class MAT. Yeah. I do play soccer, just not often. Besides, i really suck at soccer. The only thing i do is take the ball and try to pass it around as strategically as possible. This is usually frustrating to others but i love to play a smart game. But ppl who play soccer arent usually smart. Take for instance at the 2 boys who almost got jailed for having sex with a little girl. Ya. They were playing for some soccer clubs. I mean, HOW THE HELL COULD THEY HAVE BELIEVED THAT THE GIRL WASNT UNDERAGE????!?!? First of all, she mentioned to them that she wasnt. I mean, any girl who was of legal age wouldnt have told anyone that they were not underaged b4 engaging in that-thang-you-do. Ya. So her mentioning it to them, dont you think that it is abit perculiar? Dumbasses. They just want to get to the G-spot. They dont care about anything else. 1 word people! GEYLANG! Ya. GEYLANG! It's kinda pricey but sure doesnt cost as much as a date would. So if you are THAT desperate, GEYLANG! Sheesh.
Urm..where was i? Oh ya. Rugby. Hmm...ppl do give me that look. It's a mixture of suprise and inquisition. Is there such a word? Inquisition? You be the judge of that. Urm...then they would want to ask me. Why dont you play soccer instead? i mean like...WTF?!?!? I just told you i played rugby. Why are you asking me about soccer? What's the link? Okay...maybe the person really likes soccer. But that doesnt mean that i do too! I mean, the person could be a girl. Ya. And girls USUALLY likes guys. Does that mean i have to like guys too? FUCK NO! See...now im angry for no reason. Grrrrrr. Ya.
K fine. I'll satisfy your curiousity. Why do i like rugby so much? First of all, its a male dominated sport. There is women playing the sport too. But they just dont have enough testosterone to bring the game up to the nxt level. Well...not all of them. Some of them do bring it, but with high levels of testosterone, they look like guys anyway. Haha...i dunnoe whether my first reason was reasonable at all! Dont think it was.
It's the concept of moving forward in a game. You actually have to use brute strength coupled with proper technique and teamwork to propel your team forward towards the try line. And unlike soccer where you can just easily zip pass ppl or just push the ball forward, in rugby you have to go thru a wall of hungry monsters who want to do the same too! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL PASSION! Yeap. It's definately a much more passionate sport. The difference is that ruggers are so immune to pain and emoition that they look as if they do not cherish the moment after scoring tries or even after winning games. Then again, it's actually because they are being gentlement and upholding the sportsmanship attitude. They're not big showoffs unlike soccer players. Score 1 goal that was even intended and they would celebrate like fuck. What's wrong with them? See. The most violent sport but yet very gentlemanly players.
Well, that's one good reason. Another one is because i dont easily injure myself in rugby compared to soccer. Everytime i play soccer, an injury will sure come by soon enough. I dunnoe y. Might be god's way of telling me that soccer isnt a good sport for me. Maybe. Ya. Btw, stastics shows that the chances of you breaking your leg is definately much more higher in soccer than in any other sports or rugby for that matter. Hurhur. So, those of you planning to go play soccer tmr with ur friends, make sure you cherish every moment that you have right now of not having a broken leg. Yeah.
AND THERE'S JUST TOOOOOOOO MANY MALAYS!!! In rugby its diferent. You get a mixture of everything. There are some malays too. But it's not wholly dominated by them. Im a malay. I play rugby. SEE! IT's a mixture! But soccer its like a mixture of malay...malay...and more malay. Then suddenly you'd see a chinese fella. But he'll be gone soon enough mysteriously. Just as mysteriously as he appeared. Yeap. That's one more thing i hate about soccer. Inept multiracial status.
Well..im sure i'll get burnt for this. But who cares? Im a malay too you noe! But...guess im a little bit different. Maybe im stereotyping. Correct me if im wrong. =)
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