Yesterday was super fun lah. The canteen gang. Me, ethan, tsoon, dean, bulu and phat. Lau Pa Sat!!! Ya. as usual, the moment you look like you're going there to eat, everyone will swarm onto you. Ya. Literally. We were like approached by 5 different ppl asking us to eat their satay. Offering us the "best" seats. Ya. Right. SO i just lead them to a table which was apperently unoccupied. Yup. Nothing eventful there. It was when i went to buy the drinks and came back. Ya. I was like " here you go guys. Cokes and lemon tea!" Then this idiot tapped my shoulder and said, "urm excuse me. Can you give me a jia jia blakfaklhakdas" ya. " uncle! SOrry ah! I dont sell drinks here!" B4 i could carry on, he left(no apoligies) and my friends laughed and then stopped me from going after him. FUcker! Ya. LOOK DOWN ON ME RIGHT?!?!?! Yeap. He wouldnt approach the chinese ppl selling the food but would look for a malay guy who's carrying drinks for his friends. Ya. FUCKER! Guess what? Suprise suprise. He's fuckin skin is soooo thick that he sat nxt to me wif his fugly girlfriend. I starred at him but he totally ignored me. Again, i talked abt him and me selling drinks and all just to diss him. AGain, he ignored me! THe least he could do was to say that he was sorry right? Instead he juz ignored me. Ya. A supposedly matured office worker who turns out to be a big time sissy! Maybe i shld wear office attire the nxt time i eat there so that i wont be mistaken for a drink seller? Then again, that muthafucker could be soooooooooooo fucking dumb that despite my officer wear, he'd ask me to get him drinks. Ya. Big time idiot! Im going to kill him the nxt time i find him! Ya. Kill him meaning whcaking him senseless wif a bagutte. Whacking ppl wif baguttes? Yeap. That's going to be my signature move!

So what is it wif ppl looking down on me? Ya. PPL LOOK DOWN ON ME! It started since forever! When i was in primary school, my teachers would see me as one of the laziest and dumbest in class! I fucking proved them wrong by scrapping thru into the express stream! Ya. And those ppl they were fucking hoping to move onto the express stream barely scrapped thru into NA.Ya. Not Available. Then i moved onto Secondary school. Nobody! Ya. NOBODY expected me to go anywhere except for Ms Teo! ya! Big hugs to her. She's the only one who belived me when i told her i wanted to get into a JC. Ya. She even pushed me! NOW THAT"S A TEACHER! NOt the other ppl who would think that i've got absolutely no hope and becoming somebody someday! She belived in me! But while that was taking place, everyone else was looking down on me. Fuck lah, none of my teachers knew i was the rugby captain or that i had already made it into a JC. When i came back one day a couple of years back, one of my teachers asked me how was my poly life. HOW WAS MY POLY LIFE?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WIF U?!?!?! I WAS WEARING MY PJC UNIFORM!!!! ya. idiot. I didnt get to see ms teo to thank her personally though. Ya. Last i heard she's in China. Mabye i shld go over to thank her. MOE sent her over to educate the cheenapoks. Bloody waste of time lah! The Chinese are going to conquer the whole world LA! That's all they've always wanted to do. It used to be in the form of military supremacy but the ang mohs beat them to it. So they're now using business! They're soooooooooooo fucking good at it that even the US are sucking up to them. rofl.
So if u're EVEN thinking of looking down on me, tell me okay? i'm gonna fucking prove you wrong. Sooooooooo wrong that you'll be penniless and even penisless for betting that i wouldnt make it!

PS...even my parents think that im very unlikely to make it. sheesh