Fortune Cookies

Whilst handing in my assignment to world's favourite professor who incidentally can read your fortune(or something like that), I received a personality check FOR FREE! This guy paid $1000 to learn such things. So, his "predictions" has got to worth something...something like $1000 maybe?

So, that guy told me what I am and what I have become by two things. My birth date and my signature. Actually, he hurried me to sit down after he saw my signature, as he told me that there is something seriously wrong with my just by looking at it. So, this sceptic did so and found out something.

THE SIGNATURE
My signature told him that I am very self-centred. All I can think about is myself and myself only. This happens even in the company of people. But at the same time, I like to keep things to myself. Not wanting to reveal myself to others. In a sense, he said that I am very protective of myself. Furthermore, he said that I struggling to get to the top. I am very mediocre in all that I do. No matter how much effort I put in, I can never reach the top. It's a struggle.

He topped it off by saying, " You better go and change your signature! Understand?"

THE BIRTHDAY
12021987. From just that, he came up with this matrix and a pyramid that somehow(keyword being somehow) tells him what I am really like. From just that, he breathed easy for awhile. This is what he told me. I have a very bad temper but it'll only lasts awhile. He then said that unless I start doing charity, I am going to run into a very big misfortune in life. He gave me 2 options for that: either I start donating money or I do charity with my words. I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to do the second one, but I occasionally do the first one. Occasionally being I am not rich...so I give what I can, whenever I can.

He also said that I am going to flirt around a lot before marriage. Yeah...that's not that good is it? But notice the word "before"? =)

Then came to good part. Well, it'll make everyone feel good actually. He said that money or resources would come to me naturally. Said that I am hardworking and all and that's how they are going to come to me. He also said by the time I retire, I am going to own at least 2 landed properties. I wonder how true that is going to be. But I shall leave my life as how it is and see on how it goes.

In the meanwhile, I have to find myself a new signature. He gave me suggestions. I shall try it. Suggestions?